lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

(Source: nevillles)

indianbiatch:

I cant wait till i turn 18 and see what porn is

(Source: raviravioli)

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved nothing

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fearnotthepen:

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: tfwpanymphmoved)